We once had a loathsome leader we endured for eight long years
And to use the words of Clancy, he was the sum of all our fears
He always has been a phony…playing like he's some rock star
He thought it was all a game, and that is why we're where we are

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

He was like a little boy who still was trapped in puberty
Rather than the nation's business, he would chase each skirt he would see
He would not allow rejection…yes, he did commit a rape
But the RATS had on their kneepads…and they let the scum escape

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
Thy said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

He was truly psychopathic…of that, there is not a doubt
These who stood there to defend him showed what Democrats are about
Playing with cigars and interns, mocking those in uniform
He may not pay on this earth, but he'll go where it's very warm

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

by Doug from Upland
Use as lyrics to the song "One Tin Soldier"